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January Jones: Need a low-risk assassination to skip a dinner party? The US Government is your man.
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Do you have a boring dinner party coming up, and lots of losers and fake friends have rsvp'd? Are you looking for help staging a small scale low risk assassination attempt to get out of it?
Look no further, the US Government is your man, call us now at 1-800-wehate-americans and they'll add a bonus podium to talk at people at length about how cool and strong you are and ruin everyone's evening.
*This is NOT a one time offer, you can do it as many times as you want, taxes don't apply
Source: Instagram.
