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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Right now there's some guy sitting in the family room while his wife is getting pounded on the couch, all while he's in this thing just going to town on himself. All you can see is his face.

Fly high jackinginthebox dude. Fly high.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ya know.....I thought you meant this photo. I thought you meant this woman had another guy inside this.....tent, just plowing her. And laying on the floor also inside the was her husband, who is masturbating.

And her head is just sticking out of this thing as the rest of her family is just on the couch watching sponge bob and wondering where dad is, or why mom refuses to open her tent.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Dear god, man, don't give the universe any ideas!

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao the smells inside it would be toxic

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you mean "intoxicating"

[–] Spur4383@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

That is just a matter of dosage and exposure time.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't see any reason why there couldn't be about 5 guys in there. I mean it would be very hot and sweaty and some might die from asphyxiation, but is it doable? Absolutely!

[–] catbum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Waaait, did you just finish DTF St. Louis, too?

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nope. I'm not a big fan of shows like that honestly.

[–] StrutTower@discuss.online 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really want to read those 6 reviews

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

since its 3.5 stars, likely some complained its gets "messy" when you come and annoying to clean fabric.

[–] lumpyluggage@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its got plastic lining inside. So that's usually not an issue

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh does it now...

(͠≖~≖ ͡ )

[–] lumpyluggage@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"What's that sound? Who's slapping thick bologna slices against a wet ham?"

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry dad, just trying to make lunch.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 23 points 3 weeks ago

This is way too big to be brought on a tram. Useless.

[–] sigmabot@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago

squirt yurts

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

Why’d you crop the price

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah so that’s what Christopher Pike was doing

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Sphks@jlai.lu 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to see it, but fuck Amazon, I ain't clicking on that link

[–] Sphks@jlai.lu 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a portable sauna booth. It's way more compact than what the walmart photo depicts. You can barely put a small chair in it and stay sit down. It looks unconfortable.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fortunately not all of us are endowed with a small chair.

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What is this for? Like both in the joke and also in reality?

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's supposed to be some kind of portable sauna thing I found from typing random words into amazon with a friend. The original image made her look like Thomas the Tank Engine so I shopped his face over hers.

Original image:

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 3 weeks ago

family guy had the YANKET.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Except the really weird look on your face, like a red face thousand yard stare that somehow still makes eye contact

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah i couldn't beacuse of the face i already get awkard when accdently making eye contact on the street......in this though

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well it's not really public then, is it?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nathan For You did it already

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

As an experiment! This one's a mass Market privacy masturbation dome.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They will know from my face

[–] leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Not if you put on a mask ! Maybe something with non artificial materials, like leather ! Then they won't suspect anything !

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

I do think it would be very funny for there to be a fashion trend of just, your entire outfit is your astonishingly overpriced 'luxury' handbag.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Only 3 1/2 stars? I wanna read the reviews.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take one for 2 people so I can invite my best mate

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well where’s the fun in that?