Ok, but can we all agree that โUnderground Transgender Mafiaโ is like, one of the most badass band names ever?
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
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Plus it always pisses me off to no avail that they keep stealing words from others, mostly from AAVE, so I wish we could return the favor.
So definitely a band I wish they existed.
Iโm feeling it like a cross between old school shoegaze and electronica but with a lofi jazz feel
As a non-american, I had to look it up:
AAVE = African American Vernacular English
I thought you were talking about AvE for a sec lol
liz truss went from the PM who speedran tanking the uk's economy to the next alex jones copycat what a fucking career path
At least she didn't invade Iran.
if she lasted more than a month she might have
She did have more than a month! 44 days! Thats almost a month and a half
The lettuce outlasted her. Coming up with that idea was just brilliant and worked so well.
The dayโs not over yet.
wait, this isn't satire?
was posted on 1 April..so....
How do I get in on this?
You have to join the underground transgender mafia first.
The first rule of underground transgender mafia club is: come in, make yourself comfortable, have a KitKat.
Please do not talk about underground transgender maffia
They say if you're having dinner with a table of nazi's you're a nazi. As a white cis guy my preferred dinner setting would be with a table of transgender mafia, does this make me honorary trans ? I hope so, especially if there were free kit kats.
Stealing from Nestlรฉ and hopefully giving to the poor ๐ค
Nah, Iโm pm with them just stealing from Nestle
Please tell me this is just bad satire
It is.
They have as much right to a finger as anyone.
Is that on her onlyfans then?
The world is so crazy, I can't tell if this is an April fools joke or something she actually said
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There's already a remake of โThe Italian Jobโ, totally unnecessary because the '69 film holds up super well. The Minis chase sequence is outstanding.
Every time I see her wee face, I can only think of
"Pork markets" ๐คช๐๐๐ซฆ
I know this was April 1st, but I don't see anything out of the ordinary for Truss here.
People like this need to catch lead
Where can one go to sign up for this underground transgender mafia? Asking for... research purposes...
Not trans but this crew sounds like a good hang.
it is our honor ๐ค
May I have some chocolate?
yuh huh!! just switch on your television, ensure the teleporter is plugged in, and proceed to tune to channel four :)
Thatโs an awesome band name.