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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

you put on the hazard lights and slow down while steering to the side of the road to assess the situation or until you can see again.

like holy shit why would you even consider accelerating when you can't see where you're going

I trust Jesus will keep me safe.

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[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 62 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You stick your head out the window like Ace Ventura

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Stuck my head out of a rhinoceros' ass.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

No I think you nailed it

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 25 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Slow the fuck down?

Car brainrot is real

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Car brainrot [sic] is real

I’m pretty sure the meme is a joke.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Literally said "literally"

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[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 hours ago

Of course, just step on the gas. But more importantly, don't forget to shout "FOR FRODO!! while doing it. 

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I hate this so much. I'm secretly hoping a rock will crack my windshield bad enough that my insurance will pay for a new one.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Have you cleaned the inside of your windscreen?

They can get scratched up, but if you haven't cleaned the inside of the glass before, most of the crud is probably there and cleaning it will make a huge difference.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

People who vape in their car need to do it minimum monthly. The film of glycol just makes everything look smeared.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 hours ago

Vaping in my car is what made me start keeping a microfiber cloth in my door pocket. The vape went away, but the cloth is actually really handy for cleaning off the window when sitting at red lights. Would recommend to everyone that drives.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 25 points 12 hours ago

Funny thing about rocks, they are everywhere. Grab one and get crackin

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, this is the result of a 50+ year old design in road geometry as much as a defect in your windshield.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

There genuinely isn't a grid design that would prevent this scenario at some point in the year

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Dead on East/West roads have it far worse than rolling highways set at North/South angles.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 9 hours ago

That's just not true though. Most of the year in the northern hemisphere, roads angled to the southwest are much worse than roads heading dead west during sunset.

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[–] bonenode@piefed.social 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I seriously hope OP has stopped to take that pic and didn't just pull out the phone while driving to do this.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like some sort of red light is off to the side, so probably stopped?

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's a truck tail light...

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

Oh, true. Doubly hopefully stopped if they're that close to the vehicle in front of them.

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[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

You’re still driving a car while stopped mate. This is the reasoning that leads to people drinking while they are stopped. They aren’t technically driving… but it’s obviously not safe and shouldn’t be done.

Yet people condone it? Fucking hell.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

🤨 can't tell if serious

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[–] sausager@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

What it's like to ride a motorcycle at sunrise:

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

Let the boys be boys

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