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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 5 hours ago

Once I was driving up a windy moorland road near Haworth — proper Brontë Country — straight into the sunset and I was going at an absolute crawl, feeling pretty self conscious that I was holding up traffic somehow. Think I made the right decision though as we saw a car that’d tried to go at speed off the road down a gully after entirely missing a corner, with the driver stood on his phone.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Can't stand these super bright headlights, like everyone has high beams on constantly.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

yeah and it drives like an asshole

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It seems like the sun is being reflected off the bus's window.
Would polarising glasses help?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, it's the actual direct fucking Sun ffs

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh right.
Had to look at it a bit longer to realise.
The rear light on that vehicle looked kinda like that of a bus though.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

3243

* but also, have a baseball-cap in the car.

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Love to see Limmy on Lemmy!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This comment section is either too autistic or not autistic enough, because they're either unable to identify the joke in the post, or I'm unable to identify their level 7 advanced satire.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

4D Checkers

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 33 points 7 hours ago

Not drive. If you can’t see you are supposed to not drive.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah. City roads should have been planned on the 45°, not the cardinal compass directions. Would have prevented this and saved lives. The sun would be higher and not be in your face as much.

Edit: the earth is round. I apologize for my mid-latitude chauvinism. Adjust angles per lattitude.

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

http://stevekluge.com/astronomy/riseazimuth.html

At the Equator, where the Sun rises and sets perpendicular to the horizon, the Summer Solstice Sun rises 23.5° north of due East, and sets 23.5° north of due West.

The Sun moves around a lot over a year. I don't think it's practical to try to plan a grid around it.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, it does. But it would be higher at the 45°’s and not in your face. We planned a grid on the compass one way, it would have been no more difficult the other way.

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

I believe it depends on the latitude, since away from the equator the Sun rises at an angle and not straight up. It can be low enough to still be below the visor, but risen enough to have moved far enough south (if in the northern hemisphere) to be problematic when driving southeast in the morning or southwest in the evening.

I found this image on Google search that I think illustrates the phenomenon: https://share.google/okYRf16lB1vegnVax

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Laughing in 60°N

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 166 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (9 children)

Clean your windshield, inside and out, and polarized sunglasses, or sunglass clips for glasses. And make sure any level of astigmatism you may have is known and corrected for.

If after washing your windshield, it still scatters the incoming light too much, it is probably pitted. You may have to consider replacing it. It is part of maintaining a vehicle. It may suck to be surprised with an expense like that, but the surprise expense of an avoidable accident is much worse. And might not only be expensive.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

An actual adult in the room.

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Clean your windshield, inside and out,

Five minutes on a road that gets salted in the winter, and the windshield will be covered in a thin crust left behind by the brine spray from other vehicles. End result is that things will be just as bad when the sun hits you straight on.

Polarized glasses, as you mention, do help, as well as putting down the visor so you don't stare directly into the sun.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 hours ago

That's why it's really important to have enough windshield washer fluid (rated down to whatever cold temperature you might encounter). Just gotta run that once every few minutes.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

If you are catching spray, try to increase the follow distance between you and the vehicle ahead. Same deal for rocks in places where that is a concern. It can be hard to leave a big gap, for fear that someone will come into that gap, but you can't fix everyone, you can only fix you.

But, we also do have wipers for anything that happens during the current drive, not as good as not getting dirty in the first place, but better than staying dirty.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world -1 points 3 hours ago

Fine enough for the car ahead of you but then there's the issue of oncoming traffic.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 81 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Every so often I have moments like this where I encounter actual adults out in the wild and am reminded that I am just masquerading, and poorly.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 29 points 9 hours ago (7 children)

I recently found a new shower cleaner that actually works for the first time, and it cleaned the heavy deposits from my weird local water on my tub in less than five minutes, which normally takes me half and hour or more of scrubbing.

I felt like a superior adult, started sharing the news with all of my fellow grown up children. Maybe some day I’ll identify a funny noise in my car as well and earn my real adult degree.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

For those of us adulting along at home, could you tell us the name of the product you used for the shower?

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Made by a company called EcoLab, legitimately made me happy for days every time I saw my tub and remembered it was actually clean.

https://www.homedepot.com/pep/321779430

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 hours ago

Oh yeah, EcoLab is used in pretty much every restaurant I’ve ever seen the back of. Good shit.

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[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (4 children)

I am an autistic 41 year old man that lives in my parents basement. I just collect information and re-distribute it where it is needed.

I am basically the pre-cursor to an LLM, an LLM made of meat.

If you've ever watched or read anything with that "wise old hermit" that people line up to ask their philosophical questions to. That was an oldendays autistic person of the same type as me. Can't function in society, but has no emotional thinking to cloud their logic. The thing is, no matter how logical the advice was, and how much it made sense in the moment, it may not have been applicable to normal people. Though I am of course aware of the nature and source of my clarity and try to keep it in mind when giving advice. Unlike the wise hermits of old.

Not to say I am always right, and not to say logic is always the correct solution. But it often is, and I often am.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

The next time someone calls me a know-it-all I shall inform them that I am actually just an LLM made of meat.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 8 hours ago

[off topic]

https://bookshop.org/p/books/postal-compendium-bryan-edward-hill/cf3c266991cb9b1f?ean=9781534399440&next=t

You might enjoy this graphic novel. A post man with Asperger's serves a town whose entire population is hiding from the law.

He's your 'wise hermit.'

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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

Oh hey Jesus, mind taking the wheel bud? Thanks!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 77 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

you can show up to work before sunrise and leave after sunset.

signed,

your boss

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Easy enough in the winter. This pic is my commute both ways in autumn though.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago

Your own fault for living west of your workplace.

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 145 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Wash your window, dumbass.

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 43 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

you put on the hazard lights and slow down while steering to the side of the road to assess the situation or until you can see again.

like holy shit why would you even consider accelerating when you can't see where you're going

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 9 points 8 hours ago

I think it's a joke

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 34 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It's a funny joke image with silly joke text, it ain't that serious

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