How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!
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What if you're a straight man without a girlfriend?
Possibly sad & lonely.
like a real man
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REAL hard alpha males only hang out with HARD alpha males and have HARDCORE SEX with HARD alpha males
Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.
Ooh, did he marry? /s
I received fellatio ~~for~~ from my fiance this morning.
It didn't feel gay?
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Stay straight, have steaming hot gay sex today!
Kiss the blarney cock to stay straight fellas
That's like saying if you eat meat, you're vegetarian
I’m not going to even attempt to understand what this dumb shit is supposed to be about. This shitheel should be in prison, not on Xhitter.
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