Mermaid body, so she can lay her eggs and I can ejaculate onto them.
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2025
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Or sell em to restaurants!
NOOO OUR CHILDREN
Hey, 50% chance it's not cannibalism, right?
Mermaid. Adjustments can be made for the lower bits, or even external fertilisation, but a giant fish head staring at me would ruin everything.
All that caviar 🤤
I just disgusted myself 😭
Post nut clarity be like:
🤣
Yeah baby, spray that shit.
Human top. Face and such is important.
The real problem is I can't really swim, so that's going to limit our interactions.
Def the mermaid. I cant be looking at a fish head mid coitus.
What about pre or post coitus?
Mermaid head. Just fuck her mouf what's the contention here?
Have you considered fish mouth? Probably get some serious suction
It's either fuck human head or fuck fish ass. Pick yourself.
Looking for a lady who's one eight mermaid and she uses her maiden fish name to sell her fish art.
Any sex act?
Now I don't even wanna know what youre planning