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[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 46 points 6 days ago

Me when I find out I exist because my father is bad at fantasy football 🀯

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago

That is some brutal fantasy football. Wow.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 29 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Why do they even have that option at a sperm bank? That's dark

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, bare minimum to discuss family health history.

Okay that makes sense. I wasn't thinking in terms of that

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Some children want to know who their sperm daddy is, even if only just through morbid curiosity

I bet it comes up a lot.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

No one's gonna want my lazy sperm anyway, so no worries