Me when I find out I exist because my father is bad at fantasy football π€―
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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That is some brutal fantasy football. Wow.
Why do they even have that option at a sperm bank? That's dark
I mean, bare minimum to discuss family health history.
Okay that makes sense. I wasn't thinking in terms of that
Some children want to know who their sperm daddy is, even if only just through morbid curiosity
I bet it comes up a lot.
No one's gonna want my lazy sperm anyway, so no worries