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but that cheesy broccoli soup though (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by MinguPingu@lemmy.world to c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world

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[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Broccoli is mid, at its best.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, I'm a vegetable enjoyer, and I don't have a major problem with broccoli, but definitely not a great testing vegetable. They don't have a nice bite like radishes. In addition, the texture isn't great. Celery and carrots have a satisfying crunch, bell peppers and cucumbers are nice and juicy. IMO the best thing that broccoli has going for it is that it has a lot of surface area to pick up dips, sauces, etc. But, on its own, it's not great.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All brassicae are delicious

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd agree if brussel sprouts were fantasy horror and not real

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They're mini cabbages that are super easy to fry or roast. I love them. I just wish my wife liked cabbage because it's a bit of effort to cook for one person and you want them freshly cooked

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't like broccoli... I've tried it in several ways, it's not to my taste

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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I love broccoli. Steamed, grilled, whatever. It's good. Toss in a sauce, hell yeah. A touch of butter? Delicious. Mm hm.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz -1 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Boiled broccoli is terrible!
Steamed broccoli is great!

You don't need to add extra stuff on correctly steamed broccoli.

Brussels sprouts however, are just bad. No way to cook them that doesn't taste awful. They should be the childhood horror vegetable.

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