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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Nitpick but a hydrogen atom can't become a photon even after fusion.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

Most of these steps are things dubiously becoming other things.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 weeks ago

Nor can oil become electricity.

[–] mormund@feddit.org 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, that depends on the definition. Not a physicist, but as far as I understand it during fusion the hydrogen's binding energy is released as light/photons. So I'd argue that part of the hydrogen does become a photon.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I would say that the binding energy is like the potential energy of an object held in the air. If you dropped it into water and it had enough energy, water droplets would splash out.

The water is the virtual photons that surround the hydrogen.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

I have no doubt a furry wrote this too

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not even top 10 worst types of porn. I've been to rule34.xxx, I've seen things.

I've seen things.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

with your eyes?
Are they often in disguise like carrots, handbags, cheese...

That’s a great one