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In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

FOX13

Well, yeah. Murdoch adding more salt to the wound.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My first thought was that this happened many years ago. It would explain a lot...

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

A couple years ago, the US had hundreds of thousands of people getting long covid every month.

Long covid diminishes cognitive ability significantly.

...that should explain a lot

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Because of course

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 2 points 1 month ago

hepatitis, herpes, and COVID in Mississippi? What's the over/under that one of them gets married before caught?

[–] Foni@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why the hell were they transporting those monkeys from one place to another?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Funding cuts?

[–] entwine@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're telling me Dead Alive is real now?

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