this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

“You are now officially in the C-Suite for SEGA”

I bring a sort of "fraud" vibe to the financial statements that auditors really don't like.

I know how to defrost the ice out of the mini fridge and select new flooring for the break room to color match the rest of the office.