Or the fart that completely alleviates all gas discomfort. Just a big deflation.
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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Simethicone is a miracle drug for making this happen
Even better during sex
Oh god yes, those are the best farts
Still waiting on it...
I’ve thrown up several times to relieve a gut-induced migraine. The last of which was probably the most horrid, in the trenches, sweaty pig experience I’ve ever had.
when you feel bloated but then your stomach goes "bluoooorpt" and you feel 5kg lighter without even farting.