- Elmo - The Cybertruck is apocalypse-proof.
- Raccoons - Hey bros, I found another dumpster..
- Bears - Watching and learning off in the distance...
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Bears would already rip your car apart for half a bag of chips you left in the glove box, even if it isn't shaped like a dumpster.
Yeah
As funny as this is, it is more likely that people are leaving food in the back of their shitified SUVs and the seal is loose enough that the raccoons can smell it and want it.
I really believe they think Cybertrucks are dumpsters. Never heard of a coon trying to get into a other type of vehicle.
OTOH, there's nowhere for them to stand on other vehicles and this pic is the only one I can find online to support the dumpster thing.
i went camping out near/in wine country in california. someone in our group left an open bag of chips, unclipped, in the back seat of his car. he didn't lock it because reasons.
those raccoons tore the shit out of his car.
All they have to do is look at a cyber truck funny and it'll rip itself apart for them.
They are dumpsters, just with less food in them.
Depends on the number of passengers
New vandalism idea: smear some strawberry jam into the nooks and crannies of a swasticar, then let nature take it from there.
i prefer when my vandalism involves biohazards like mimes
Are they gonna trap them in an invisible box?
They will walk them down the invisible escalator
Hint, it leads to hell
Spray the Cyberjunk with female skunk musk. Then you'll have male skunks getting really ornery as they claw all over the truck looking for the horny female skunk.
"confusing"
well, it's not like raccoons are particularly wrong in this case. that car looks like trash. the only way to make it evenworse is to add Enter the Matrix shuriken wheels.
"Mr. Raccoon! No! Even for you, I promise there's absolutely nothing of value in there."
What I see is Raccons have finally found a use for Cybertrucks we could use more dumpster for proper trash disposal.
They can even drive themselves to the ~~landfill~~ ~~recycling facility~~ ocean!
Raccoons 🤝🏽 orcas
Yes, they're absolute trash.
I think I saw one of these the other day my deep blue city. Surprised it didn't get vandalized, I mean, that just shows you that liberals are usually non-violent, contrary to whatever faux news says all the time.
They've got trash taste