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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Lara Croft lookin' ass

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does it still count as "long" if it's negative?

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

Get assfucked to find more.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"It was ME, Barry! I reversed your boner!" - Zoom

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

What is that, the new PowerBottom™ by DeWalt?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It is him... The one true Dickbutt