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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The dramatic pause before "when?" makes that scene.

This movie was so good. Such a shame copyright law keeps us from making it nowadays.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This reminds me of the time I tried to recreate Leaving Las Vegas but ran out of money before I could drink myself to death.

[–] 843563115848@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I think that's exactly the way some of my relatives think about their cigarettes.

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, turns out dying ain't that easy. ૮◞ ‸ ◟ ა