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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To be honest, I think the novelty would wear off very quickly. The first time most guys brick in their own mouth would also be the last time.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At your high school who was on the rumour « X had is rib remove to suck ihis own dick » ?

At mine it was Marylin Manson

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This Marylin Manson story reached even Eastern Europe. I didn't know who Marylin Manson was or anything else about him but I knew he removed his rib to suck his own dick.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, somehow this story travelled via school yards. I also didn't know who that guy even was, but a big brother of a friend told us that story.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My school had a rumor that Marylin Manson had 14 year old girl groupies that sucked his toes and did his grocery shopping for him, for free, just for a chance to be around him.

We also had the removed a rib story.

We also had a rumor that Andy Richter (Conan O Brian's sidekick) was Marylin Manson's brother.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have heard that it feels more like giving then receiving so not worth it honestly

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

heavy breathing

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Granpa is gooning on main again!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Totally would. Alas, I'll have to settle for other people's dicks.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

I have back pain anyway, fuck it. Literally!