this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Santa should have been tagging the ears of the future CEO kids like how naturalists tag lions. Do us a favor, big guy.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The Santa we need now

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Plot twist, Santa is behind global warming so he can live in a tropical climate instead of a frozen tundra.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Revenge of the capitalists ig

Although Santa himself had quite the industry