cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/32698319
It’s for those attending Oktoberfest. Cause if you’re intending to talk to drunk Germans, German won’t help you. You’ll need Dutch.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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Cause if you’re intending to talk to drunk Germans, German won’t help you.
TIL Germans speak fluent High Valyrian and/ or Klingon.
Drunk Germans
Oh.
You’ll need Dutch.
Oh.
Ooooooooh.
...clue in an oblivious Canadian?
I’m just being obtuse on purpose.
I don’t get it
Thwre is a running joke that Dutch just sounds like German but drunk.
I always think that Dutch just sounds like somebody speaking English in another room being heard through a wall.
The rhythm and cadence of the language just seems to match English much better than it does say French.
At one point in the evening Klingon would probably work too
Dutch is just swamp German
Hey we prefer water-german
I had to uninstall that shit.
The lessons are all full of AI slop.
Hagelslag
That is not a dutch flag. That us a luxembourgish flag lol
But Luxembourg is the capital of Belgium which is a province of the Netherlands
Ofc but dutch is the language of the "deutsch" land anyway. So i don't understand what you are trying to tell me /s
The flag is correct because it belongs to the province referred to by locals as Zuid Holland
my horny ass read this as duolingerie
I see that you're a person of culture
Something something g e e k o l o n i s e e r d
Every time I see Dutch, my brain tries to interpret it as English or German. I often spend a few moments making sure I don't smell burnt toast before I realize it's Dutch
Because they are real fake languages.