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[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Gravy SEALs

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Forgot an “r” in “control” x2

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago

Looks like they were successful in contolling the education system at least lol

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ctrl+C - ctrl+V, every word that you can. This is the way!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

contol education, that about chemtrails?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't decide which group has shittier pickups

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Christian nationalist for sure. So many perfectly fine trucks that have been lifted, or otherwise modified to be less useful.

The Taliban uses a lot of Toyotas, and they're all for off roading in the desert. No pavement princesses.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

In that area the maple leaf is considered a sign of quality due to the Toyota Hilux. People will literally tattoo them on themselves. There are a lot of fake Hiluxes which aren't as good, but at some point Canada sent a bunch of good ones as foreign aid, and they all had Canadian flags on the tailgate. So now they like anything with a Canadian flag on it.

https://www.newsweek.com/why-rebel-groups-love-toyota-hilux-74195

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have an opinion that Toyota should use the insurgencies for advertising. There's no better ad for a truck than them being used for rugged reliable transport in a war zone. You don't see them driving Ford f150s, because they don't actually make sense for a utility vehicle. Meanwhile there are little Toyotas with BMP canons strapped onto them driving around.

Some people might say it's bad taste. I'd disagree. If Dodge can use the American revolution for advertising, is that any better than insurgents in the Middle East or Africa?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

If Dodge can use the American revolution for advertising

Worked for VW and Benz, they are still around.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Quick reminder that Islam doesn't have an anti science tradition. The fundamentalism goes back to contact with colonial Christians (not that all of Christianity is bad either)

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I would say all religions are fundamentally anti-science given a core part is believing in something so improbable and childish with no scientific evidence.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Idk man even the most hardcore religious-studies teachers I had when I lived in Iraq were obsessed with promoting STEM fields.

Also certain apartments and such routinely gave "teacher benefits" in form of discounts like how some US veterans get.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Religion is always negotiable. Some have a "God of the gap" with a shrinking gap, others have an abstract understanding of God to a degree where it's unfalsifiable and therefore beyond scientific questions

[–] phdeeznuts@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Both are reached through faulty reasoning, and not a good thing for a scientist.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

There are truth beyond scientific truth. Being aware of which is which is a good thing

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hell, Islam is the reason most of the knowledge from Roman or earlier times survived. While Christians were regressing in intellectualism, Islam was thriving.

Still, I would argue, to an extent, all religion is anti intellectual. They have some pieces that you aren't allowed to question. That limits the scope of research.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're only pro-whatever that doesn't contradict their existing beliefs. That's not pro-science, that's a facade.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So Newton was anti science, too? Because his whole motivation was to understand God's creation

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

By modern standards and in a modern context, he would be if he clinged to his beliefs despite the evidence.

It doesn't mean he wouldn't be able to contribute to science. Many scientists have anti-scientific beliefs but they have the discipline to leave them at the door.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it really anti-scientific if they can leave it at the door?

Many believers find deep truth in sacred texts that are neither scientific nor historical. Genesis for example is about our place in the world, both individual and as humankind, and not about a temporal origin. And even believing in a creation doesn't hinder you from exploring it scientifically. We all accept the big bang theory today. At first, it was rejected because it sounded to Christian. Is that attitude scientific?

The exodus never happened but identifying as the people that was freed from slavery and therefore never want to be nor have slaves or kings ever again, can be meaningful, even tho that's not necessarily in the bible. You can be aware that the bible contradicts itself and has to be negotiated with and still get a lot out of it while understanding that other people get very different things out of it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is it really anti-scientific if they can leave it at the door?

Yes, because the belief doesn't disappear when they suspend it to do their jobs. They can surely contribute in theory, but in practice, many have only compartmentalized to the extent of their ability, and yet still go home and do all these things that contradict science head-on. They're very well aware of that and simply don't care. Sometimes it stains their work, and that's quite unscientific, because compartmentalizing can only get you so far when you have a deep-seated belief and are only performing.

It's also a bit different because it's not a Newton level of genius in that case, with fundamental contributions helping to seed a field, but educated people who nevertheless promote bunk like anti-GMO stances, and woo like chiropractic, who get their papers published with all kinds of unscientific ideas. They're performing the science on paper but not in spirit, and many of them do contribute productively, but let's face it, unscientific beliefs leave their stink and stain.

Many believers find deep truth in sacred texts

It doesn't matter what people get out of a religious text as a story because that's hardly a universal truth when it's a subjective experience, and it's a bit orthogonal to what we're talking about.

Regardless, do you really think Islam would support something so contradictory to its central thesis, like abiogenesis? Of course not, they'd try to link it back to Allah in some shape or form. I've seen it happen. It doesn't matter what Islam says when religion and science are fundamentally irreconcilable.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago

Having a reason to go looking for answers is not the same thing as deliberately cherry picking evidence you can shoehorn into your narrative and ignoring everything else...

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

They don’t hate theocratic fascism, they just hate the other team.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

daylight come and me wan go home

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are Taliban pro gun, though? I'm sure they like their guns, but do they advocate free guns for all?

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Most MAGAts don't want guns for all either. Think trans or non binary folk.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They're pro-gun for all people, just don't ask who they consider to be actual people.

[–] nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

oh fuuuck goddam it i remember that flash animation from october 2001... what the fuck did you bring that memory back for??

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

During the gulf war Iran predicted this would be