Breaking: Elon Musk creating flying cars
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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You can't park there, mate
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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
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- No deaths or serious injuries because who would be around to get told they couldn't park there?
- Be excellent to each other
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I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky....
That's not the sky, it's the ground, but you're falling heads down.
Ok, autopilot off, it's your crash now. Goodbye!
That's not the sky, it's the ground
I wonder if it will be my friend.
I'm certain you will be inseparable 💖
A first step towards reusable Teslas ?
Reuse as what? Trebuchet ammunition?
I'm not sure how to explain it in english, but I was jokingly tying this piece of news to SpaceX's efforts with landing rockets, which have been made so in order to be reusable, thus save money on every launch. It was meant as aburdist humor. In the event you did understand, and were in fact adding to my joke, please forgive me.
I didn't understand but tried to make another joke. Non native speakers unite! 😅
Native here, both your jokes made sense and were funny. Keep it up
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I wouldn't sully a trebuchet with a tesla. We could use them for carrobalistae maybe
A tesla is perfect trebuchet ammo, imagine how pissed your local lord would be when he comes under assault from huge lumps of shit that self ignight.
Shiterider tries out the new turbo boost feature.
just parking anywhere these days...