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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tesla has since renamed the feature Full Self-Driving (Supervised), they note.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago

I did a test drive in a Tesla, back in the before times, and I was psyched to try out the self driving until I actually talked to the guy about it and put it into action. It was fucking terrifying. Basically what it seemed like, from talking to him and observing it, was that it was the lane-following feature that a lot of cars had even back then, but also, if it ran into anything more complex than lane following it would "do its best" but no promises.

I quickly disabled it (for whatever stupid reason, I had waited until we were on the interstate to try) and left the experience with absolutely no desire to have a Tesla even if it had been in the cards financially.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that a car? No way its too big. I must be hallucinating

Last Grok journal entry.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

"You're right to call me out. My bad! Let's try this again with a new driver."

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did we not do enough capcha of railroad crossings? I keep failing the crosswalk ones, sort of concerning

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Found the Tesla AI bot.

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Man, most road vehicles can easily be called "murder machines", but Teslas are the first "suicide ride"!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I just feel sorry for the trains.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

But they won't do anything about it, so fuck them.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've been driving with Tesla FSD since it launched. It's...okay. I've never had it blatantly try to drive me off the road, but it does make some really dumb decisions at intersections. Like it doesn't seem to understand that there's a right-turn only lane near my home. It also has recently started inching into intersections after stopping at red lights even though it correctly identifies that the lights are red.

All told, it's a net positive. I find myself able to focus more on my surroundings rather than just keeping the car in its lane. That said, I would never ever trust it to do anything without my hand on the wheel. I even have a real recurring nightmare where I'm somehow stuck in the backseat and can't reach the controls.

If Tesla set their goal at just decent driver assistance, I'd say they're very close. But there is no way current autopilot is going to be steering their autonomous taxis around.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

You're a lot braver than I am.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

It also has recently started inching into intersections after stopping at red lights even though it correctly identifies that the lights are red.

Haven't they said they train it on human Tesla drivers? My experience is that a lot of people do this, especially the assholes that seem to coalesce around Teslas, blocking the pedestrian crossing and making it difficult for me to cross with my wheelchair.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Fun fact, my Nissan does an extremely good job at keeping me in my lane and not hitting the car in front of me, because that's all it claims to be able to do and doesn't try to pretend that's "full self-driving".

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

100% agreed with everything you said.