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I need one... fuck (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
 
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[–] 69420@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Then you bring it home, set it all up, and you realize your sink is too wide and none of your dishes fit in the slots.

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

The real danger is when you overload it because you put off doing the dishes, then the whole thing shifts because the screws have loosened, dumping all your shit onto the counter and floor.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

So, like dating? That tracks.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Man that really fucks with me, I really quite like looking out the window and watching people mill up and down the street; check out the clouds; see the dog stare at me while he does a shit; or seeing which of the kids is finding new and inventive ways to seriously injure themselves in the garden.

It's a faint thread of contact with the outside world while doing housework 😊

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately my kitchen window stares onto a fucking wall of my neighbors. All wall. Not even a window. Just siding. I hate it and them.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like an excuse to wear fewer clothes and stare at them.

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't pay for water in this house, but I do pay for electricity. Diswashers way too power intensive. Also, I simply cannot afford a dishwasher

A rack on the other hand...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Said the "big tiddy goth GF" poster? Too easy, friend. 😝

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well I'm a gay man... The rack I need is big hairy meaty pecs

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

This is known, though the pun trail is undeniable...

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is sanitization necessary for dishes though?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean I don't want to eat off of dishes with bacteria on them but regardless there's no arguing that a dishwasher uses less water than handwashing. It's kind of hard to beat 3-4 gallons of total usage for both rinsing and washing an entire double-sinkload of dishes.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I assure you no matter what your dishwasher does your dishes have bacteria on them when you eat. Only reason to care about the sanitize mode is if you do things like grow mushrooms and want to get as clean a surface as you can when preparing components.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

The number of people who believe there's such a thing as "no bacteria" and that it's healthy at all... is consistently disappointing. 😅

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Absolutely not if you do a half decent job at washing them. Sanitary is a pipe dream anyway. The cabinet they're going in isn't sanitary. The air in the kitchen is full of fecal coliform bacteria. People don't wash their hands before they handle plates.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

You can sanitize them submerged in the sink with dish sanitizer

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And as a result you’re more likely to have allergies. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25713281/

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

just perform more rimjobs and you'll be fine.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just lick the crossing light buttons once in a while.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

During winter if you want it extra spicy

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Mmmm... gut flora.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

I remember being young enough to believe affording this kind of stuff was still my future.

(It wasn't).

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha, wow, you own one of these? That's, ha, well, are you busy tonight?

... wanna be?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

I do not own one... can we still be busy?

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Legit, the quality of life bump for getting a dishwasher is massive. You can even get a standalone version as a renter.

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[–] Sleevezipper@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How would one get the knives in and out?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Same way as any other day: slowly and with a subtle smirk. Just, don't make the happy noises if anyone's watching. 🤓

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My wife just made me buy one after showing her this meme. We're both pumped about the space we'll save.

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

I wanted one when I was young. The apartment was overpriced and cramped. A traditional drying rack was later than the counter.

Now, I am old. I do not want one.

[–] Intheflsun@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have this exact one. It is great. Solid, grates are right sizes, somehow doesn't block the window either.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Intheflsun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

you mean as soon as you are old enough to do the dishes?

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 points 2 months ago

I have a regular old dishrack, the normal kind you sit on the counter. It fits high in the sink, so its raised and gets air. Most of the time its in the lefthand sink. If I have a big load, I move it back to the counter while I wash, and then back to the sink. I was gonna get something fancy till I started doing this. No need. Looks nice and neat. No counter used. Cost: $1.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

I prefer the one over the sink but built into a cabinet (Finnish style, I think?) for both clearance and living in an earthquake zone

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Every thread about these racks is full of comments shitting on them, meanwhile I've been enjoying mine for years with none of the issues in the comments.

FWIW I live in a rental with limited counter space and no dishwasher.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I want one even though i have a dishwasher. we still end up with things in a drying rack that takes up counter space.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

. * Dish-washing-machine *

  • much more water-efficient
  • much more time-efficient
  • ...

No nees for fancy weird plastics, that can make your dishes dirty with sink-water.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

damnit @Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com, stop advertising to my absolute must haves.

[–] Brutticus@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not going to lie, I got a over the sink dishrack after I first saw this meme like 2 years ago

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No thanks, things drop. I'd like my drying rack lower so anything that drops doesn't smash into a trillion pieces

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I feel like I'll have anxiety of someone going to unintentionally knock it with a plate or a dish to start a chain reaction and I'll be watching anyone doing anything near it.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

These look great in theory, but I find they clutter up your only kitchen sink where you can wash big pots and pans. A little side rack with a utensil holder works better. Honestly, even then, I'd still not bother with any of that nonsense and just dry all the dishes immediately.

Touch everything once instead of twice.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Didn't know the dishes needed shampoo and conditioner...

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