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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 months ago

If it's in the US ... it's probably Tylenol

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sewerage explosion imminent.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or tree root growing into your kitchen

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You'd have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a "kitchen is almost unusable" level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn't look like it was ignored for 10 years.....

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.

I just step over it. I don't see the problem.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that's why there's the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don't know

[–] brosaph@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Daddy where do sheds come from?

Well, son.......

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Telltale ❤️

The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Dead guy? What dead guy?

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Came here for this. Thank you

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

this vexes me

a mock phone call from “Vexed Foreman”, from House M.D.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Spiciest pillow

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 12 points 2 months ago

This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Mole people

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Did ~~anyone~~ any of the inhabitants survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm still alive and I can see some people going about their day out my window, so yes, there were survivors.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"There were no survivors."

"Then how am I reading this and how are you reporting it? Huh? HUH??"

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

We all see dead people

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I see what I did wrong there now.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

the whole Navidson family except for the brother and those climbing guys, but arguably they killed each other.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Men will literally fuck anything

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I wish women would 🙁

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Something is compressing this house sideways. The tiles have no give, so the floor with them bulges up.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

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[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think my house is pregernet??

[–] perry@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

That's a water leak.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Probably capitalism.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

It's water is going to break any day now.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

When earth and water love each other very much...

Have you checked if your home was built on an ancient burial ground?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Is that your mom's kitchen.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

War of the Worlds.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago
[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Obese relative locked up in the cellar?

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
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