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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 135 points 2 months ago (5 children)

When it's not Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Imagine Dragons are the new Nickelback.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Relax... Take a deep breath...

Iiiiiiiiinnnnn...........

Oooouuuuutttt.......

WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST

[–] DavidP@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Definitely where I live it was. I used to cycle between all the rock radio stations when listening to music and around the time that song came out it was all the radios would play. I actually liked the song when it first came out but it got so overplayed.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the only clip that makes me willingly listen to imagine dragons: https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginedragons/comments/dh21ul/city_blackout_perfectly_syncs_with_believer_sound/

(Sorry for link from "that site")

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

That’s awesome.

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

I'M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Give it 5months

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 91 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More like Imagine Dragons - Radioactive comes on.

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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Shotgun and 5.56 combo sounds like amateur sound design for sure....it's perfect

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's the radio ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

And passing it off as a bald eagle

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

My local rock station started playing straight-up modern pop hits a couple years ago. Could have at least left it at pop rock, there's no shortage of that ...

Though they never pretended to be brutal, they were always about classic rock and 90s pop rock. AFAIK they didn't even play Black Sabbath.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's depressing. My local station is still rockin' hard with "A Little Bit Off" by FFDP on repeat, with some Metallica and Black Sabbath sprinkled in. They do the cringy "we do things the other stations won't" innuendos, but they don't gave a morning show and don't play ads on my drive home (except for their own station), so I'm happy.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“A Little Bit Off” by FFDP on repeat

Gross.

Yeah, I hear it 1-2x/day, and I only listen for about an hour. That's a pretty high hit-rate when there are so many great classics.

But at least they're still playing rock instead of throwing in random pop stuff.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All your favorite classic rock hits from Nirvana to Metallica!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If only, Metallica is way too hard for them. Their main thing is 70s rock, minus Black Sabbath and punk.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it's anything like I hear they just play Enter Sandman and Nothing Else Matters and lump it in with Ozzy's Crazy Train and consider that their hard core "classic rock"

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot that Metallica had a buttrock phase ...

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Sadly, they are probably more known for that shit. I don't think I have liked any Metallica songs since the infamous "black album" came out.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nirvana and Metallica are considered "oldies" now, and that makes me feel really old.

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[–] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The other classic

I'm a big fan of this very specific type of greentext

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the OG. i think I like that one more

[–] lime@feddit.nu 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

rock you like a hurricane is way too edgy a choice. i'd go with i wanna rock and roll all night

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Idk that song’s pretty edgy, it’s about le sex, if you didn’t know 😏

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like a GTA radio station

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

My instant reaction to this was an overwhelming sense of vice city nostalgia

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am not sure how to read this. Is it a reference to something in particular ? are the two interlaced texts happening in parallel ? what is the link between a radio announcement and killing dogs in a nursery ?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So greentext is usually used like quotation marks or asterisks to denote roleplaying. Here it's being used to denote a soundboard like radio DJ's use.

The reference is to American classical rock stations that use very aggressive sound bumpers but play very milktoast music, usually the same 40 songs since the 80's

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think milquetoast is the word you want; milktoast is phonetically correct but that spelling refers to a breakfast dish.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

Interesting. Milquetoast. I'll need to internalize that spelling, thank you

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me that "milktoast" isn't something that people eat.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

my stepdad used to tear up bread and eat it in milk like cereal. I've seen some shit

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

it's very common for radio personalities to be like "THIS IS THE REAL STATION FOR HARD ALT CLASSICS, KEEP YOUR GRANDMA AWAY!" and then play the same 200 song playlist as every other station because radio has been captured by iHeartMedia and homogenized to hell and back.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm grateful every day that my rock station is independent, and they still play Black Sabbath and Tool and whatnot. It's still pretty repetitive, but that's because there's not a ton of new rock music.

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is an absolutely insane amount of new rock music. More rock music is being made today than ever before in the history of music.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Idk, the rock music I find is either:

  • from >10 years ago - several decent bands from 2000-2015
  • based in Europe so I never hear about them (I'm in the US)
  • country or country-adjacent - I hate country music, but I love rock of all other forms
  • small band that's incredibly hard to find

I just don't know how to find decent new rock music these days.

That said, there are a few decent ones I've found recently:

  • Volbeat - kinda sounds like Metallica
  • H.E.A.T. - kinda like Iron Maiden?
  • Ghost - kinda like Judas Priest?

All of those are from Europe (hard for me to find) and were formed in the 2000s. At least Volbeat makes it to my local radio station, which is cool.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been on the lookout for new to me artists and new artists to explore the catalogues of because I've realized my music library is very much trapped in the early 2000s and I need to keep finding new stuff so my taste doesn't become stagnent and boring. My approaches are:

  1. Go through current and former band members of bands I like and see what other bands they're in and see if I like them (for example the vocalist Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage fame moved on and is now the vocalist for Light The Torch so you can get more of his incredible vocals)
  2. Watch smaller live music venues and see who is performing including who is opening for performers and dig through their music catalogues
  3. Look up all of the bands that play in the morning and early afternoon at music festivals. (This is how I recently learned of The Haunt, a newish band that just released their second album and is brilliant if you catch them live!)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Haunt

Awesome! This reminds me a lot of Flyleaf and old Paramore, and both are totally my jam. Thanks!

But this is kind of my point. I don't have a great way to find this type of music. I've been looking for newer music in genres I like, and I've largely been unsuccessful. I found The Interrupters just a couple years ago, and that's after looking for years for new rock bands and they're a bit outside my preferred genre and also started in 2011.

The Haunt is much closer to what I'm looking for, but they've also been around since 2015. Likewise for Light the Torch, they're pretty close to what I like, and they've been around since 2012.

I used to get most of my new music from radio stations, word of mouth from friends, and occasionally record stores, but the radio either plays old music (Black Sabbath, Metallica, etc), newer genres (hiphop, pop, etc), or old bands that are making new music (e.g. the new Linkin Park w/ Emily Armstrong).

I don't go to shows much anymore, and there aren't any record stores really anymore, and I don't use streaming services like Spotify because I hate subscriptions. So finding new music is incredibly difficult, and by the time I do find a cool artist, they're already like 10-15 years old and aren't really making new music anymore.

So yeah, I miss the days when radio stations were interesting.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im grateful that Tool finally gave in to public pressure and allowed their music to be streamed. When ITunes first came out and other streaming platforms became a thing. Tool refused to let their music be streamed because they wanted to “preserve the album experience”. It wasn’t until 2019 that you could find Tool on Spotify.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do they not realise you can stream an album?

I think the only functioning CD player I have is in my car. Assuming it works, I've never actually used it.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

I love buying CDs but almost never insert them into a drive after initially ripping them to add to my MP3 collection

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Anything to hear another cookie recipe.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

iHeartMedia plays artists that they own, either record contract or catalogue.

When I lived in the UK my local gym always had the same shitty radio station on and I was like "Why do they keep playing these artists? I almost never hear them on BBC" and it turned out to be because the owners of the radio station also owned those artists. Vertical integration baby!

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

THERE'S TRAFFIC THERE'S TRAFFIC NO TRAFFIC THERE'S TRAFFIC

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I mean, do radio stations like that still exist?

[–] Juice@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

This does not boad well

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