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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 191 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It ruins the joke.

- What is the problem with putting the punchline in the title?

- It ruins the joke.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 81 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being repetitive by repeating things

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine all the people sharin' all the world

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine noodle's imagination

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

I still lol.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yamaha could be a stereo type, or an excavator, or a missile, or a dildo...

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or a motorcycle, or piano...

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or a guitar or a synthesizer

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or the cylinder head on your Toyota engine.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

i'm currently lusting at an electric yamaha saxophone

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

In Japan my hotel had a Mitsubishi toilet and a hitachi escalator

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anything could be a dildo, something something try hard enough.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 3 months ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

It's amazing how versatile their products are.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Makes me wanna Pan a Son, Ick!

[–] pntha@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

2.0, 2.1, 5.1, 7.1 are stereotypes

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago

Only one of those is stereo.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There must be more to life.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You could try Harman Kardon or Bang & Olufsen if you have the money.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do they have over the ear phones for eh bigger ears? I have never tested them but they seem very audiophile-ish.

[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Bowers & Wilkins man myself.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I loved my B & O, I actually sold it to pay for school. 😖

[–] Una@europe.pub 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The "kissing disease“ and a surprised Jamaican person

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Turns out I was just really bored.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago