Hay bale - or multiple.
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yeah this was my thought, Hay bale
i think i could go grab one for about $6 here in the fracked hinterlands
Drywall. Heavy, fragile, 2 out of 3 dimensions are relatively large. Easy to transport when you're stacking them in a truck but difficult up the stairs for example.
Bubble wrap. Cheap-ish per m³ if taking up space is more important but Easy to carry a roll of that around alone.
Still gotta be careful when they are in the teuck though.
Horse manure tends to be free around these parts
I am curious what the purpose of this is
To spite either a delivery person or the person the item will be delivered to.
Heaps and heaps of sand?
delivery is easy though. dump truck
I know this one, it’s skin!
A really big sheet of paper?
They tend to roll those up.
Frame it
A big fuck-off mylar balloon.
The $18.6 million in cash and 225 gold bars in two boxes that belonged to the late Mr. Jimmy Lemi Milla.
Can you still buy a star? Obviously dubious that you actually own it. But certainly bigger than anything on earth and a bit tricky to deliver.
This reminds me of an old Reddit writing prompt that I got a good chuckle from. Something along the lines of “humanity discovers FTL travel, and is invited to join the Galactic Federation. The federation goes out of its way to accommodate incoming species, and part of that intake process involves respecting existing legal structures and contracts… They just realized humans have been selling stars to each other for centuries.”
And they owe a lot on back property taxes.
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Does it have to be usable?
I think if you're looking for largest volume of material to dump on your enemy per its cost, your best options are either going to be dirt or possibly a huge amount of expanded polystyrene, i.e. styrofoam. If you're doing this outside I think dirt is a better option, unless you can find somewhere to source really huge blocks of styrofoam. A thousand cubic feet of packing peanuts (approximately $2714) would certainly be funny, but they'd probably be prone to blowing away. That's no good if you want the mark having a tough time getting rid of them.
For reference, a thousand cubic feet is around the same size as a school bus.
What budget are we working with, like what's the most you'd be happy to spend on this?
What the hell? I ordered them to Germany and shipping cost next to nothing. Or exactly nothing, if I remember correctly. 10 bags were like $180, shipping included. Or is that some Trump era garbage? My order was about 4 years ago.
By area, my first thought was something like gravel. Relatively cheap, and covers a large area. However, delivery is relatively simple. They just load it up to a dump truck, and they dump it where ever. For things that are pain in the ass to deliver, I think about wind turbine blades and such, which aren't exactly cheap. I think if your goal is to spite the delivery people on the cheap, I'd say cat litter. They don't come in bulk the way gravel does, so someone has to move it box by box.