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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Knowledge is knowing cashew is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

That's bullshit. Cashews are awesome in fruit salad.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fuit probably could go in a fruit salad. The nut, though, is a nut

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cashew nuts are fantastic in a fruit salad though... cashews, mango, strawberries, cherries and tart apple slices? With maybe a teensy bit of honey drizzled over? Thatd be delicious.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Cashews are definitely S-tier nuts and that dish sounds fantastic, I'd serve it all over a bit of yogurt, damn!