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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Peeling and chopping doesn't have to be done in the same room. In fact, if you take those onions outside everyone will be grateful, and unlikely to come pester you.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

instructions unclear.. sitting outside cutting onions by myself and crying

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, sounds like you followed the instructions perfectly. (Edit: stand upwind for less onion discomfort. No one will notice you're really crying about everything.)