this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
29 points (100.0% liked)
U.S. News
2539 readers
17 users here now
News about and pertaining to the United States and its people.
Please read what's functionally the mission statement before posting for the first time. We have a narrower definition of news than you might be accustomed to.
Guidelines for submissions:
- Post the original source of information as the link.
- If there is any Nazi imagery in the linked story, mark your post NSFW.
- Advocating violence is not allowed on Beehaw in general.
- If there is a paywall, provide an archive link in the body.
- Post using the original headline; edits for clarity (as in providing crucial info a clickbait hed omits) are fine.
- Social media is not a news source.
For World News, see the News community.
This community's icon was made by Aaron Schneider, under the CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0 license.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
They can’t understand anything that takes more than 3 seconds to see the outcome of. Trying to explain this or the cuts to healthcare subsidies is like trying to teach a rock to play Beethoven.
Hey now, even rocks can rock!
Yes. Nothing says "rock" like a chamber orchestra with timpanis (that apparently require one rock per to operate). Also, who, exactly, is playing the bass here? It's just being held there by the brass section with ... likely AI-generated instruments. Is the bass holder playing a cross between a French horn and a tuba? I don't even know what's next to that ... a trombone rescued from the aftermath of a fire?
But really, the issue is how viola-heavy this group is. One violin to two violas is niche as hell.
Obviously ai generated, but that’s not a bad thing—when it’s just for a laugh.
It's still fun to mock! Even more laughs ...
Fine, they’ll stop.
The cellist is still in position. Though, seriously, this is about the most hilarious image response I've ever seen. Also, viola! they're gone.
Now you’ve done it…
I will say this: It got the French horn more accurate. The strings, on the other hand ... I'd sell this as "1.5 Cellos."
The cymbals becoming one with the rock! 🤦♂️
They did rather get a bit less gold.