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Security guard seriously? WTF is wrong with anon? He could have been anything: clarinet player, hamburger chef, underwater squirrel!
Seems like a logical occupation when being a bodybuilder / powerlifter. If you look like a meat mountain might as well get paid for it
How about object of desire
Sex work just doesnt exist in your world?
... Are you suggesting the most logical occupation for a powerlifter would be a, presumably, gay manwhore?
Because i think there are quite a few stops before that.
Gay would be cooler, and there are a lot of kinds od sex work, but, like, there's a range.