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[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not trying to be a dick, but you sound like a crappy slave. Better slaves do shit cuz they wanna!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Complete lack of executive function does that to a person 🫠

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Absolute insistence that I (me, the being driving the meat suit) gets to decide what my executive function gets used for is what did it to me.