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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't pay for water in this house, but I do pay for electricity. Diswashers way too power intensive. Also, I simply cannot afford a dishwasher

A rack on the other hand...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Said the "big tiddy goth GF" poster? Too easy, friend. 😝

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well I'm a gay man... The rack I need is big hairy meaty pecs

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

This is known, though the pun trail is undeniable...

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is sanitization necessary for dishes though?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean I don't want to eat off of dishes with bacteria on them but regardless there's no arguing that a dishwasher uses less water than handwashing. It's kind of hard to beat 3-4 gallons of total usage for both rinsing and washing an entire double-sinkload of dishes.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I assure you no matter what your dishwasher does your dishes have bacteria on them when you eat. Only reason to care about the sanitize mode is if you do things like grow mushrooms and want to get as clean a surface as you can when preparing components.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

The number of people who believe there's such a thing as "no bacteria" and that it's healthy at all... is consistently disappointing. 😅

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Absolutely not if you do a half decent job at washing them. Sanitary is a pipe dream anyway. The cabinet they're going in isn't sanitary. The air in the kitchen is full of fecal coliform bacteria. People don't wash their hands before they handle plates.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

You can sanitize them submerged in the sink with dish sanitizer

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

just perform more rimjobs and you'll be fine.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Mmmm... gut flora.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just lick the crossing light buttons once in a while.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

During winter if you want it extra spicy