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"Honey? Where did you put the hide-a-key the last time I locked myself out of the house?"
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Literally realized, "how will I put this stuff in the car in order to have my hands free to grab the keys if I don't have the keys" and turned around just in time to see the door fully closed.
And I always turn the latch to lock itself when I step outside, or I'd never remember to lock the door.
Thank goodness for the hide-a-key with a house key stuck in the filth on the underside of my car.
This is why I have locks with keypads
That, and because my doors need to lock themselves automatically because I can't remember to lock them myself even when I'm home.