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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And no one is happier than his wife.

Sparkly pants suit? Check.

Acting like an angry theater kid 24/7? Check.

Telling women that they shouldn't be getting degrees or careers (whole having both)? Check and fucking check!

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you think the couch fucker was already banging her while his body was still warm?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 24 points 23 hours ago

Dude I think he was banging her while his body was still pumping blood.