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And no one is happier than his wife.
Sparkly pants suit? Check.
Acting like an angry theater kid 24/7? Check.
Telling women that they shouldn't be getting degrees or careers (whole having both)? Check and fucking check!
Do you think the couch fucker was already banging her while his body was still warm?
Dude I think he was banging her while his body was still pumping blood.