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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 114 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The biggest clue was when they started referring to us as a "resource". We're just another input on their spreadsheet.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 27 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I used to work at a place that actually changed the name from Human Resources Dept. to Human Capital Dept. and none of the higher ups could figure out why that pissed everybody off.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

Honestly, capital sounds better. Resources are something you comsume. Capital is something you invest with/in. People are just used to being called resources.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly people being either a “resource” or “capital” still makes people sound like they’re vespene gas or something

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 12 hours ago

Frankly “people team” is one I’ve been seeing and I think that’s disingenuous or condescending or something. I don’t know what I think it should be.