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[–] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As a disabled person, having to live on welfare sucks (alongside nation-wide disability benefits). Whenever someone asks what you do for a living, you can't answer the question without looking like complete white trash.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone who asks, tell them you're retired. Retired is considered classy across all demographics. For all intents & purposes you truly are retired.

[–] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'll use that when I'm older (I'm too yougn for that to be believable).

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Claim to be an aristocrat and refuse to elaborate further.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yea exactly. Say that you’re eccentric.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Start saving your urine in jars.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

"I fuck your mom. She pays well."

go straight for the kill, no mercy