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Social Media was a mistake (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

I get that reference.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

have you not heard of candles?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then it smells ass, and candles.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose