Puns

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The most punny community on Lemmy.

Rules:

Must not be NSFW
Must be a pun
Check for duplicates before posting
If pun is in an image, alt text is required.
Please keep it family friendly so that we can share all the puns with anyone.

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Audible groan (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/36839684

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Japan's Population Crisis (lemmy.zip)

submitted 8 months ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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New phone, houthis. (lemm.ee)

submitted 9 months ago by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Blood sugar pun magik (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Beauty (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/34292785

Beauty rule

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What sound does a murder of crows make? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 year ago by Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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A Cawcawphony

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Yup (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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I installed a window yesterday, it was a real pane (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by dch82@lemmy.zip to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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EDIT: repost from dadjokes can't remember who

EDIT2: here

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What do you call a deer which can't see? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago by dch82@lemmy.zip to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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No idea

What do you call a deer which can't see and has no legs?

Still no idea

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Why was the sky unhappy? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago by dch82@lemmy.zip to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Cause it was blue

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What hot drink do footballers (soccer players) hate? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago by dch82@lemmy.zip to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Penal-tea.

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I would make a pun about the wind... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by ekZepp@lemmy.world to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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...but it blows.

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Why did the visually impaired person fall down the well? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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They couldn't see that well.

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(Completed) [We need you] Community banner and icon (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by dch82@lemmy.zip to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Hi everyone, as the moderator of !puns@lemmy.zip, we need a icon and banner.

Any potential icons or banners please put in the comment section.

EDIT: I have added the first candidate, but feel free to submit any more; I might change my mind. :)

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Two scientists went out for a date (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by dch82@lemmy.zip to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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They had a lot of chemistry between them.

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So I've been reading this new horror novel that was written in braille (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by midori@lemmy.world to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Something terrible is going to happen, I can feel it.

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Pun Competition! (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by baconeater@lemm.ee to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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So a little while ago my home town held a pun Competition with a cash prize for the winning pun and no limit on the amount of entries you could make! So I entered ten puns into the competition hoping that one would win but...

No pun intended